August 2012
Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy
lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
I had a brainwave today. So someone answer me...
snakeinabox:
idontcomewithinstructions:
When you marry some one, that person is then, in the way of the law, your family. So then when you kiss them, or do anything sexual with them… Is that not classed as incest?
You’re a fucking idiot
“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”
– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan.
(via mexicock)
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
beefmilk:
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
“pussy pussy marihuana”
– me
kanyezus:
akon more like acorn
presidentjonesco:
higgitusfiggitus:
Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?
#you’d think that after he started killing people they’d have removed it
c0mplex:
A guy I’m friends with on facebook just made this his status
why
ollivandur:
ollivandur:
u say u horny
im on de way
for god’s sake why is this getting notes
milakuntits:
wvnderbar:
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor
crunklestan:
sext: i turn on kidz bop at a low volume and dim the lights
sh4ne:
The word crusty spices up any sentence
most-awkward-moments:
well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
another day another failed text post
frickingweekend:
how old am i in blog years
