This is a blog.

basedgosh:

hakuna my tatas

furs:

all the white women over 30 at the theaters going to see magic mike

pregnantmermaid:

like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh 

rumour:

sometimes i wish i was xtina because whenever i got in an awkward situation i would just belt out a high note and leave 

nakedbutter:

babies are so scary oh my god

there are like a billion ways to hurt or kill a baby and you have to make sure not to do any of those things. you have to consciously not do a billion things every second you are around a baby. 

rootbears:

do canadians jump across icebergs to get to school

teapayne:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept

imgoneforthewholesummer:

if i ever get arrested my only wish is that i look 10/10 bangable in my mugshot 

jadeita:

someone help me, I’m only feeling 20% nigga today

petdoge:

I wish there was a spark notes for life

mormondad:

*hot body under construction*

troyyy:

Paris, France is actually named after Paris Hilton

01012012:

you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am

beyoncebeytwice:

• has to pee really bad
• blogs about it

iphone420:

i want to kiss joe so much but hes 31 so ill have to wait until im 18 because it might be a lil weird

imjustonekid:

do you ever random type

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now