June 2012
obeseblackguy:
people who are attractive and in a stable relationship but are also funny and update their blog on a regular basis
Hungry: *sells body for food*
Missed the bus: *sells body for ride*
Bored: *sells body*
thattbxtch:
how do u flirt are u just like hey i want to put my tongue on ur privates??????? idk man
beyoncebeytwice:
remember the beef between miley and mandy’s webshow and selena and demi’s webshow
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
clairesawyer:
Dropping out of school to become a cheetah girl
234rest:
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ kill ♥
♡ me ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥
carelesshoneybadger:
I could have cooked eggs and a potato while that stupid tab closed
in fact I did
jesus christ facebook
sublimesublemon:
cuppacats:
aquus:
i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
richwhitelesbian:
gave myself a tattoo of myself giving myself a tattoo. a few more repetitions & i should be able to use my arm as a portal to the dimension of the eternally cool&chill
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
1 tag
My nose isrunning
And I would go catch it
But frankly, it’s been snotty and rude
I just can’t deal with that
elizabreast:
james franco
shelpee:
loopdigga:
shelpee:
big boobs scare me
big boobs arouse me
you scare me too
classof1969:
Those lower lashes are NOT real
puppyluver43:
I wish the iPhone battery lasted longer than a quickie in the McDonald’s bathroom but like
buttgenie:
have you ever tried walking up behind a group of girls and shouting “SLUT!!!” and watching them all turn around to look at you simultaneously because honestly it works every time
thatsagoodnickclegg:
i dont think im better than you because of my interests
i think im better than you because i am better than you
carryonmywincestson:
pants with fake pockets
nippiminaj:
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re a guest on Maury.
angry-midget:
me if i were a phone
May 2012
me 20000 times a day: u feel me
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
