i miss velvet art i want velvet art
my autustic brother just called me a racist because i said i don’t like milk
this is why everyone needs to donate to autism speaks
i just realized i was out in public with no bra on all day this is the day that i begin my transformation into jennifer aniston
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
i think its so funny when cats have thumbs because they still cant open doors or do anything humans do
were all going to have some weird cancer in 20 years because we sat in front of the computer so much
I got and angry so I started eating this huge cookie I bought at Disney and now I feel sick wah
when i was 6 or 7 this moth flew into my house and i really wanted to keep it as a pet and for some reason my parents said yes so we just let it chill in the house overnight and then the next morning i was like sprinting downstairs because i was so excited to see my moth and i fucking stepped on it and it died so then i cried for like 65.8 hours and forced my parents to put it in a frame. i still have that frame.
YOU CAN ALL ACT LIKE YOU’RE TOO COOL TO CARE ABOUT HOW PEOPLE PRONOUNCE CARAMEL BUT YOU AREN’T
- hot person: hi
- hot person: how are you
- me: *grunts*
Avril lavigne spray paints skulls and hearts on the side of her school, when asked by her school principle why he did it Avril lavigne responded with “I’m scene NOT emo”