No man is exempt from silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.
—Michel de Montaigne
This is one of the most amazing thing’s Ive seen on Tumblr.
This really gets to you.
I’m pretty sure Shelly is mad at me. I haven’t cleaned her tank in about a month. Guys, she won’t come out of her shell to eat! It’s weird because I forgot to feed her yesterday.
I fell slept for three hours this afternoon. Now I’m going to spend five tossing and turning tonight. Great.