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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

jesuschristvevo:

why are history teachers like 50% hotter than other teachers

reallylameblog:

*batman voice* reblog my selfie

jaclcfrost:

“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

catholicnun:

When I’m out in public I think about the Internet

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget